RANDOM BOLLOX |
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He is currently on the short list for an award. It's called, 'Twat of the Century.' I have also read that he is in the new Guiness Book of Records for longest period on tv of never getting a laugh, EVER. What a cunt.
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Russell Brand. Or as I know him, Russell you big cunt. He is meant to be funny. He is meant to be cool. The ladies apparently like him. He is meant to be fashionable. Well this is what i think. He is the biggest fucking COCKSUCKER on the planet. He's about as funny as that other cunt above him. What's with all the black and tight jeans? You fucking lanky streaky beanpole of piss. And that stupid fucking voice, he sounds like that carry on bender Kenneth Williams. Fuck off our radio and tv, you big CUNT.
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Roberts' Shit Stickman Drawings
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Great British Graffiti
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Film BOLLOX
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Air Force One
Air Force Cunts. Yes a cuntry with all that firepower cant stop a, "I always play crazy psycho's" Oldman. Instead, the only man who can save it is the president himself. Lots of over the top acting. Bullshit nonsense on a plane, running all around air force one, playing fucking hide and seek. Hanging out the back, the plane is all busted up, the rest of the goverment shitting their pants coz they can't make their fucking mind up what to do. Well, you can start by putting the nuts of the director and script editors into a vice, and get crazy Oldman to give it a few turns. Air Force One. Air Fuck Wank, more like.
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Shit TV
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BREAD. Yes, that fucking shit scouse BBC sitcom. A family of 62 pikey scouse cunts, living in a house with no money. Thats original. All dodging and diving, on the dole, ugly women, shiny shell suits and english that you cant understand. What a cheery fucking programme that was. That fucking china hen money jar can fuck off as well. Stuffing all their cash in it and saying, 'nice one ma' FUCK OFF, CUNTS. |
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