The police are cunts. FACT.

Ok, so that may be a sweeping generalization. I realise that not EVERY single policeman/woman  necessarily falls in to this category. Just like not EVERY single American is a loud obnoxious arsehole. There’s Corey Chuck McAwsome for example. He’s not loud and obnoxious, although that may have something to do with the fact that his tongue was cut out after an incident at a bar in East London some years back....by a policeman. But I digress somewhat.

The police - cunts. And I’m not talking about Sting, Andy Summers etc. I’m talking about the killjoy cock suckers who stitch up  the ordinary public rather than do some real work.  Examples:

I remember walking home from the boozer some  years ago when I was living in Cardiff. It was a Saturday night. We were all having a good laugh.  We were on our way back to mine, just myself and 3 friends. On the way a couple of the lads  think we should have a spliff for the journey. The 2 of them then procede to make a joint. The stupidity of this is all fair enough, as we were close to a fairly busy road. However my gripe will be explained. A meat wagon drives past and spots something. They then quickly spin around and are  on us.  No one ran or was lippy. All were calm. The coppers found  a couple of small lumps of hash on the floor nearby. Busted. Then, within 5 minutes, there are 3 more police cars AND 1 unmarked car. There’s filth everywhere as if we were about to gang rape Charlotte Church. 1 meat wagon, 1 unmarked, and 3 regular police cars… to apprehend 4 guys, who weren’t resisting, on a Saturday night. What a bunch of complete wankers! Now, I am fully aware that society needs police, or there would be chaos, but surely they could be a bit more productive. Were we causing a disturbance? No. Were we harming anyone? No.  We were just on our way home from the pub minding our own business. It’s much easier to bust us than to go and tackle people who are commiting REAL crimes. Crimes against society that change other peoples lives. What about all the violence in town seeing as it was a Saturday night. People fighting, stabbing, smashing places up? No, it’s much easier to bust a load of guys causing no bother to anyone at all. Fucking wankers. So we’re all handcuffed, taken to nick, STRIPSEARCHED! Interviewed and locked in a cell for a few hours. WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT YOU CUNTS!! Then after that, they started giving me hassle threatening to MAKE UP a charge and bang me up, although that was because I said the one of them had a fat arse. He fucking DID though, ok? The fat doughnut eating prick.

There was no crime against humanity. No crime against society. Yet the lazy fat fucks can get their numbers in and look like they’ve actually done something constructive.

The god Roberts had his house burgled a few months back. He was away working with me at the time. His missus gets back after being away on business to find the front door smashed in. Naturally nervous and upset that the home has been broken in to and someone going through all of  their stuff, she calls the police.  Now there’s a real crime. A crime where someones life is altered. 3 fucking hours the cunts take to turn up. 3 fucking hours. Then they take a statement and leave. The door is fucked and they promise to send someone around to make it secure at least for the night. Remember, this is a woman on her own with a front door wide open, in south London.  So, hours later, they then phone to say they can’t come around and fix the door. Not even an excuse. Just that they now not coming. What the fuck?!! How is this happening? We pay taxes all our life, and I’m sure most of us never have any dealings with the police. So when the ONE time you actually need their help, they are found wanting. What a useless bunch of wankers. Is it any wonder they have so little respect.

Another time I remember going to a music festival. As I walked through the train station at the destination a group of police pushed a sniffer dog in my direction. Then BAM! They’re all on me, making sure I didn’t run. I didn’t resist. I had nothing on me. So they searched me (didn’t get strip searched this time though) and then tried to be all matey with me. I mean, I’m going to a music festival. If I AM going to take drugs, I’m not going to go in there and try and murder people am I? I would want to get nice and high, and enjoy the music, and be nice to people. Yeah, well done boys, you’re doing a great fucking job there. Glad to see you fighting crime. You fucking wasters. I didn’t tell them this even though I really wanted to, mind you. I learned my lesson from the Cardiff debacle. Don’t be lippy to a copper, or they will fuck you. Even if they are being the cunt, which, in most cases, is true. 

You see, we need police to live in the society that we do,  and I understand this. Why though, can’t there be any form of common sense used in policing? All the time easy targets are punished for the most innocous  infringements. Motorists get it all the time.  Constantly shelling out as there seem to be plenty of traffic police waiting  to bust normal decent members of society for doing 36mph in a 30mph zone. It’s all bollox.

One last thing, if any of you fucks disagree, I ask you to read the following story. It’s taken from the Metro I think, not too long ago. I think you’ll find that I am fucking right.

Police arrest man for photographing them
Tuesday, August 19, 2008

A man who challenged police reversing the wrong way up a one-way street - to visit a chippie - was thrown in a cell and threatened with trumped-up charges.

Andrew Carter, 44, was told 'F*** off, this is police business' when he protested about the officers breaking traffic laws.

When he photographed the police van outside a Bristol fish and chip shop, PC Aqil Farooq told him he was under arrest for assault, resisting arrest and being drunk and disorderly.

Mr Carter, a self-employed plumber who lives nearby, was handcuffed and bundled into the back of the van then locked in a police cell for five hours.

He was also forced to give a sample of his DNA and had his fingerpints taken. After his release he spent a week on bail before he was he told he would not be charged.

F*** off, this is police business

Mr Carter said last night that he was off work for a week with a prescription for valium. 'My blood pressure was so high I thought I was going to have a heart attack,' he added.

Now his business is struggling to survive and he has been left with a fear of the police.

Describing his 'frightening' ordeal, Mr Carter said: 'The officer reversed from the main road through the no entry signs, parked up and went into the fish and chip shop with his colleague on what he says was legitimate police business.

'I was nearly knocked down once so when the police van did it I said, ''Hey mate, no entry'' but he just shouted out the window, ''F**k off, this is police business''.

'When I took a photo of them he came running out, battered the camera from my hand on to the floor and arrested me for three crimes, none of which I'd committed.'

PC Farooq and a woman officer claimed they needed to visit the takeaway shop to view CCTV footage.

The officer faced a disciplinary inquiry and was made to apologise in person to Mr Carter but still held on to his job.

See? Enough said.