The Lenny Henry Section

	Thieving fucking scum. We've witnessed these scumfucks in Barcelona thieving on an unprecedented scale. The front these cunts have makes my blood boil. Sad thing is - if I ever catch one of these pieces of shit, I'll be going to fucking jail while he goes to the morgue. Cut their fucking hands off....then stab them in the face...repeatedly...then set them on fire...and feed them to the dogs................and then kill them.
	Why?? Does anyone like pebble beaches? No, thought not. Fucking SHIT.
	Badly cobbled streets. Have you ever walked down a wet cobbled street and NOT nearly twisted your ankle and smashed your melon in? If you're going to have a cobbled street - fucking MAINTAIN it. We're not living in the 15th century.There is such a thing as tarmac. Cunts.
	Corrupt, genocidal maniac.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bringing out the gimp.

This time, getting fucked in the arse with Lenny Henry is none other than...

...Max Clifford !

Just fuck off will you? Please?

Who would you like to see join Lenny next time?

 

 

 

 

 

Respect the pile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Underworld:Rise of the Lycans

Underworld: “Rise of the Lycans” or should I say ,”Cuntworld: Rise of the thick wolf people.”
What a pile of shit. First two films were pretty good and blablabla Kate (in tight black pvc catsuit) Beckinsale, you dirty fucking minx. This one is utter cow shit of huge proportions. All the  budget clearly went on Bill (I only play crazy odd people) Nighy’s wages, which left a film with werewolves just running up to a castle and getting shot to shit by vampires. This already sounds like violence and gore galore that we all love in movies. In this one though, the effects are truly shit, and the whole story just revolves around the castle, with vampires getting fucked over and ripped to pieces.  I  thought vampires could turn into bats and fly off. They should have ended the film by putting the director and writer in a pit of REAL wolves, and filming THAT. Pile of parrot CUNT.I