Or as I call it, Incontinence Day, due to the fact it’s so bad, it made me shat. Everywhere.
This film was so hyped up it was unbelievable. The amount it was hyped up, you’d have thought that it was going to actually be a half decent film. You’d have been majorly fucking wrong, too. The moment I saw Will cunting Smith punch that alien out was the moment I lost control of my bodily functions. I was totally astounded at just how bad the film was. All that money on those great effects, yet the effect they overlooked, was the effect of making the film any fucking good. If it was billed as a comedy, then fair enough. It wasn't. Utter shit.
