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	Apparently he worked as an estate agent before turning to "comedy" Cunt!
	Next time, shave your fucking head off, will you?!
	Don't be fooled by the funny/poular adverts. The fact of the matter is, this beer is SHIT! Only cunts drink Budweiser. *True
	From the same school of "comedy" as that cunt at the top. "Patrick Kielty Almost Live!"How about, "Patrick Kielty Almost Dead!" I could watch a half hour of this prick if it meant it was his last. AND I'd laugh. Although only when he's in his death throws, obviously.

Nice one Oli K

So… Girls Aloud… it’s got to be Sarah hasn’t it?
She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
What do you reckon?

Following from Flipper..

Just a thought on the Sarah from girls aloud thing when I worked on top of the pops and Girls Aloud made their first appearance I was listening to talk back and over heard the following conversation (not word for word but bloody close)

director (no names) – ok camera 1 I want you to get a mid shot of Sarah

camera 1 (no names) – which ones Sarah?

Director - the blonde one!

Camera 1 - but there's 2 blondes (there were 2 blondes in the group at this point)

Director - ok the one that looks like she you would give you a blow job in the middle of a very busy public park! And swallow at the end!

Camera 1 - got it (moves straight to Sarah)

Thought that might shed some light on her hose pipe talents.

Some genius exam answers...

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Hot Fuzz

I went to watch this a couple of weeks ago on a whim, after playing pool with a mate. Last King of Scotland? Na, let’s watch Hot Fuzz. “I’ve heard it’s really funny!”
I went in expecting to laugh. After half an hour I wanted to leave, and destroy my cranium with a claw hammer. Nothing funny happens. I stayed just in case my mate was actually enjoying it. I may as well have left, as when the credits rolled, he turned and said,“that was SHIT!” I haven’t seen Shaun of the Dead, but if it is anything like this steaming pile of trouser fudge, then Simon Pegg needs a good fucking with a wire brush. Now I understand what he’s trying to do parodying certain films, but it’s just done so badly. And Nick Frost’s character is so poor, he makes me want to eat my own faeces. What kind of cunt finds this amusing?! When something is billed as a comedy, it’s meant to be FUNNY! This film is about as funny as haemorrhoids.

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