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Armageddon
What a complete pile of wank this movie is. When you watch a film, you’re meant to suspend your disbelief. Well, watching THIS film, what I had to suspend, was MY desire to kick the fucking telly in!
Utter SHIT, for so many reasons.
Ben Affleck is in it for a start.
The perpetually pissed, “comedy” Russian astronaut.
What the fuck were Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, and Steve Buscemi thinking, making this pile of toss?!
How can you kill off the Willis, and then Ben Affleck live?! Just wrong, so wrong!
Aerosmith with that atrocious track.
The Americans saving the day(suprise suprise) at the end.
The utterly unbelievable plot, dialogue, sets.
Watching this film was definitely a test of nerve. Right from from the start it caused me discomfort, which then lead to nausea, and then finally to violence. How much money was spent making this?
I could’ve been filmed pissing shapes into some snow for a fraction of the cost, and it would’ve been a shitload more entertaining.
If ANYONE honestly thinks this film is any good, they are a cunt and should be avoided at all costs. |
