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Jeremy Beadle has a very small cock - but on the other hand it's quite big.
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TWATS Section
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This prick did a tv programme the other day... about COMEDY!! I don't think it showed any clips of his stand up routine, though. Funny that. What a cunt.
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I got in the lift at Covent Garden tube not so long ago, and had to endure a reacording of this complete cock, rambling on in his highly irritating voice for the duration, with no way of getting out until the top. Torture, I say torture. Someone PLEASE cut this fucker's toungue out. Wanker.
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PIECE OF SHIT!
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Bringing out the gimp.
This time, getting fucked in the arse with Lenny Henry is none other than...
...Chris Moyles!
Who would you like to see join Lenny next time?
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Loving moderntoss
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My kinda place.
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Film BOLLOX
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War of the Worlds
Yet another example of producers throwing money at the CGI effects, and totally forgetting about everything else. This film is piss. Personally, I would’ve been quite happy for the Martians to take out that little cunt Tom Cruise. Now I’ll admit he’s been in some great films, with some great performances. He’s still a cunt, though, and this film is piss. I can’t believe this is a Speilberg film! He must’ve been masterbating furiously at the CGI bits rather than worry about the overall quality, the knob. Why not save the MASSIVE amount of cash that cunt Cruise was payed, then spend all that money on say, hmmm, screenplay? Give me Jeff Wayne’s audio version every time. War of the Worlds? Wank of the Worlds, more like.
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If you want to rant about something that has been pissing you off, if something’s happened in the world that makes you want to scream “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!”, if you’ve seen a film or a show that’s made you want to pull your eyes out and shove them up your arse. Or if you just want to tell us to fuck off and try and argue, even though we're right. If it's good or will provoke a debate, we'll put it on.
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