I have a real problem with public toilets wheather they be in pubs and clubs to town centres. An example is, you go to a pub toilet, (this probably doesnt apply to most women they have a thing about shitting in public places) it has 3 traps.

The first trap some cunt has kicked the lock off, why?

The second trap, some cunt has kicked the toilet seat off, why?

And the third one has no lock, no seat and some cunt has chucked all the toilet rolls down it and blocked it, why?

Bearing in mind this is a pub or a restaurant where most of the people using it are of an adult and mature nature. Would you go home and kick the fucking toilet seat off? Would you get 4 fuck off expensive quadruple ply bog rolls, and shove them down the toilet thinking how fucking hilarious? I dont think so. Also, why do these people who take a massive shit, then decide its really funny to leave it at the bottom of the bog and not flush the toilet. Would these people do it at home? Your girlfriend leaving a great big steaming shit for you to look at?
So you're busting for a crap, you go in there, no toilet roll, seat, or lock, and even worse, there is a fucking great big shit that looks like its come from an elephant, crawling up the side of the bowl, with smeared bog roll and piss. Cunts. What is wrong with these people? I have also noticed when sitting on the crapper in many places over time, that some people smear bogeys over the back of the door or wall. What the fuck is that all about?! Use the fucking bog roll you dirty cunt! Fuck, we are meant to be mature adults, showing an example to children. When I was at school, our toilets were nothing like the ones I use today in pubs or reataurants, apart from the graffiti and tissue paper bog roll that your finger went through. While we're on the subject of showing good examples to children, I am convinced that we are just all kids anyway. I know I am diversifying but stick with me. At school when the dinner ladies or pupils dropped a plate we all went 'wheeyyyyyyy'. In the pub when a member of staff drops a glass we all shout 'wwhhheeeyyy', and think its fucking hilarious, well I do anyway. You go to a restaurant and a waiter drops a plate, 'wwwheeeeeyyy'. When someone trips up we go, 'stupid cunt'. I mean what example are we showing?

Take formula 1:

60 laps around and around a fucking circuit. We only watch the first lap, coz we all wanna see a massive fucking stack on the first corner, and see cars flying through the air and tyres bouncing into the crowd at 100 mph. How we all cheered and laughed and then turned the tv over, coz it was shit after that. Monaco grand prix - the biggest con in the world. Get pole position, and you have won. Fuck, you could drive at 30 mph on that circuit in first place and win, coz there is no fucking place you can overtake! What a fucking con, the wankers. Anyway, enough of that, for another time i think.

Another great example for our children, are the dirty cunts who shit in these toilets, then leave the cubicle and the toilet without washing their hands. I have seen people in business suits around the world who have done this. Not washing hands after a shit is a fucking disgrace, up there at the top with 'Last of the Summer Wine,' and that programme is the biggest waste ot taxpayers money since the Millenium Dome.
I know there are times when soap dispensers are empty, but at least some water on the hands please. Now, onto the people employed by bars to stand in the toilets dishing out soap and paper towels to you after you've had a piss or shit. Maybe I should go in there with a fucking sign round my neck with the words, ' I am not a retard '. Fuck, I know how to wash my hands, and I am quite fucking capable of drying them. Could you tie my fucking shoe lace up please as I still dont know how to do it? Fuck me! Then the cunts ask you for some cash. They offer shit like Brut or Blue fucking Stratos, and cheap fake cigs. Fucking cunts. Enough of toilets now, as i could go on and on.

People who dont use deodorant. I am sure all of you have been to restaurants or places that serve food. Why is it, in many of these places the waiters have a real b.o. problem? Am I missing something here? Is deodorant the same price as a kilo of platinum? Is there a world shortage of it? No. Its fucking 50 pence from the local fucking supermarket, so buy some, you fucking dirty tight arsed cunts.

People who spit are cunts. On a football pitch it's acceptable. You fucking try and run aroung for 90 mins without spitting, it's not possible. Very much like trying to balance a Boeing 747 on the end of your helmet. You dont do it.
It's the cunts walking down the street who just flob on the pavement. What is that all about? I bet the cunts don't do it in their homes, so why do it on the street? Spitting in the face is a fucking disgrace. Up there with thieving,stealing fuckers. Scum of the earth. These people should have sulphuric acid poured in their eyes. These people who spit on the floor should be spat in the face. You dirty cunts.