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I've heard recently that he is writing jokes for David Baddiel.

GREEDY CUNT

Scooby Do was great, but then they had to ruin it by introducing this cunt. Scrappy Do. Scrappy Cunt, more like.

 

 

Roberts' Shit Stickman Drawings

 

 

Great British Graffiti

 

 

 

Film BOLLOX

Jaws 4 The Revenge

 

This franchise should have finished after the first one. How fucking stupid do you think I am? The first one was a shark that ate people. What more can you do with that? It can only live in the fucking water, and all it does is eat shit and swim. So, in the 2/3/4th movie all that happened was, it swam and ate people. This 4th one was the worst of the lot. Even the 'Caine' couldn't save it. Man eating cunts. Respect the Shark or it'll fuck you up. Respect the shark. I say respect the shark. I like most animals but i dont like the shark, so fuck off.

 

Shit TV

How funny can a sitcom be about a load of dinner ladies all played by has been soap and sitcom stars and the unfunniest woman in the world.We pay for this fucking dribbling cock piss as well. It make me incandescent with rage. Its about as funny as a 12 bore blowing my cock off.
The hardest ever quiz show. Don't play unless you have a masters in everything there is to know about every fucking thing in the world. I like to think i have a good intelligence, but these cunts need to get out a bit more. Fifteen to one? Fifteen cunts.
Heartbeat. How many fucking years has this shit been on our tv? Stop living in the past you cunts. Driving your fucking old 60's bangers around. Classic cars? classic Cunts, more like. That theme tune is a right old bag of cat shit as well. Heartbeat? I call it Cuntbeat.

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