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The Lenny Henry Section
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People who used words like, "guesstimate", and "chillaxing". You absolute fucking WANKERS! It's NOT clever, and it CERTAINLY is not cool OR funny. Is the English language not being bastardized enough by the Americans. Anyone who uses these words in conversation is a massive cudgina.
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Just a skanky crack whore. Nothing. More.
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CUNT.
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Yes. Yes he is.

What a disgrace the DLR is. How can you hold huge events at ExCeL (which is in the middle of fucking nowhere) and have NO trains running to or from the place. Useless wankers.
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Bringing out the gimp.
This time, getting fucked in the arse with Lenny Henry is none other than...
...Jeremy Kyle !
A face you would NEVER tire of punching.

Who would you like to see join Lenny next time?
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NIIIICE!
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TV BOLLOX
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The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle you MASSIVE cunt. I don’t get this show. Same every single show. Get some pikey, trailer trash mutants, to wash their disgusting linen in public AND on tv. The people who appear are generally all mentally retarded pikeys. Then that smug fuckstick host gets all self righteous, and shouts them down, condescending to them. I honestly don’t know how nobody has kicked the living piss out him. I wish someone would – THEN it’d be worth watching.
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If you want to rant about something that has been pissing you off, if something’s happened in the world that makes you want to scream “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!”, if you’ve seen a film or a show that’s made you want to pull your eyes out and shove them up your arse. Or if you just want to tell us to fuck off and try and argue, even though we're right. If it's good or will provoke a debate, we'll put it on.
e-mail : itsallbollox@btinternet.com
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