The Lenny Henry Section

	Fucking scum. A disgrace to human nature. This cocksucker shouldn't be allowed to roam the earth, let alone play football and earn £50k a week. CUNT.
	Some people tried to shoot this prick a while back. Didn't do a very good fucking job, did they? Next time shoot him in his big fucking mouth. Ya dig? Prick.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!   My bank is safe tonight. Is yours?
	Speedy boarding : £10 Checking in bags : £8 Cup of tea on the flight : £25 BLT sandwich : £45 Gatwick express ticket : £95 Mini tub of Pringles(original) : £5000 Bag of peanut M&Ms : £150,000 Ugly fucking hostess' : Free! Easyjet - the webs favourite budget airline.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Front row, 2nd left. What a picture.

Unfortunately, the bull never made it over the fence.

 

 

 

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Bringing out the gimp.

This time, getting fucked in the arse with Lenny Henry is none other than...

...Joey Barton !

Fucking thug.

Who would you like to see join Lenny next time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MTV Cribs

I find this show one of the most offensive things on the telly. It was on the other day. I watched for a while, trying to understand just why ANYONE would have any interest in such UTTERLY FUTILE SHITE. I couldn’t watch for long as it made me so angry I wanted to completely trash the room. Have you ever seen this bollox? They get an obscenely rich “celebrity”, and get them to show you around their overindulgent grandiose home. Basically a “look at what I have, look at how great I am and my life is. Aren’t I just amazing and successful? Wouldn’t you just love to be me?” The people who make this shower of shit, should be strapped to a chair and beaten with a hammer. Fuck you MTV. Eat my shit and DIE.