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Vader doing comedy. Lenny Henry take note.
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TWATS Section
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Last seen perfoming at the Old Nag's Head in Elephant and Castle.Lasted two minutes, the cunt.
Allegedly.
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Can't read, can't write, certainly can't play football.
Any team that plays this prick in a Champions League final deserves to lose. Utter shit.
England's anwer to the right hand side? Don't make me fucking laugh.
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Well, I would, obviously, but throwing mobile phones at your staff for no good reason? How about I throw a brick at your face, you fucking spoilt bitch.
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Blair's favourite holiday snap
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Wise words from Centurian Roberts...
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Roberts' shit stickman drawings are back!
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Film BOLLOX
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The Core
If you haven’t seen this film, then there is one thing to say. DON’T! The earths inner core has stopped rotating, causing the planets electromagnetic field to rapidly deteriorate. Yeah really, you fucking pricks. People falling dead cos their pacemakers have packed up. No, that was because they watched this pile of magma shite. So a team drills down into the earth’s core in this nuclear mole like thing, to detonate nuclear bombs to start the cunt spinning again. As usual you have the team of misfits:
the genius, the mumbling buffoon, the evil one, the mandatory woman, the mandatory black man, the cigar chomping marine prick blah blah. 2 hours of complete core shattering lava shizer. The CORE? More like THE CUNTS.
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If you want to rant about something that has been pissing you off, if something’s happened in the world that makes you want to scream “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!”, if you’ve seen a film or a show that’s made you want to pull your eyes out and shove them up your arse. Or if you just want to tell us to fuck off and try and argue, even though we're right. If it's good or will provoke a debate, we'll put it on.
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