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Was NEVER funny, yet still desperately hanging on to the,"comedian" tag.
Cunt.
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So nearly had an appropriate surname.
Now fuck off with your shit songs.
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Just a bad kareoke singer, and all this,"I hate being famous" bollox. Why don't you fuck off and never be seen again then,
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Media WHORE.
Is there ANYTHING this cunt won't advertise?! |
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Film BOLLOX
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Open Water
This film is possibly the most boring film EVER. NOTHING happens!
It's based on a true story apparently. Well, what a boring fucking story to tell. Two scuba divers get left in shark infested waters, ok sounds tense. It isn't. The film consists of these two people, floating in a suspiciously calm ocean, bickering with each other. That's it! By the end of the film you just want a shark to appear and eat these fucks. Just to shut them up. Utter SHIT.Written and directed by a bloke called Chris Kentis. Now I have an idea. Next time there's an obscene budget to make a film like this, just give me a fraction of it, and you can film me taking a shit, and call it,"Murky Water". It'd be more fucking interesting thats for sure. And hey, at least you know what you'd be getting. Do not ever watch this pile of SHIT. If you do find yourself with a copy, then give it to someone you hate. |
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If you want to rant about something that has been pissing you off, if something’s happened in the world that makes you want to scream “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!”, if you’ve seen a film or a show that’s made you want to pull your eyes out and shove them up your arse. Or if you just want to tell us to fuck off and try and argue, even though we're right. If it's good or will provoke a debate, we'll put it on.
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